As much as your four-legged pal deserves to have the Ash Bar ty signature model Wilson hurled to the far corners of the quarter-acre, sometimes it’s just not practical. With a cleansing ale in one hand and the barbie tongs in the other, no one can be expected to down tools and chuck a bloody tennis ball. FFS!
But there’s no need for the dish licker to miss out.
If he can get his shit together to drop the pill in the PetSafe Automatic Ball Launcher he can run his huge heart out without any companionship or sign of affection from his owner.
The water-resistant launcher can be used indoors or out – if the odd smashed vase and tennis-ball marks on the walls don’t bother anyone in the house – and the jigger has nine distance settings with multiple built-in safety features, including an automatic ‘rest’ mode.
As we wrote this the launcher was available at Pet Barn for $300 and PETstock for $269.94.
That $30.06 could buy the little feller a bit of polished stainless to stick on the side of the launcher. At least his slobbering reflection might make him feel someone cared about him.