You’re all probably thinking we’re going make lots of jokes here, but we’re not. This is a serious bit of kit to help deal with a debilitating problem.
Phimosis is a situation where the hood on a bloke’s… um… ol’ feller tightens up and he can’t … err… let Mr Happy spit through the tent flap – if you know what we mean.
We’d like to tell you more about it, but we were sitting at breakfast when a doctor at the table started to explain it all, and, seriously, it near turned us off our kransky and yoghurt.
We were in a tight spot, for sure. Thank goodness for the Novoglan rig, eh?
We had our fingers in our ears and were singing nursery rhymes by the time the doc got to specifics, so you’ll have to log on to find out more. The kit seen here sells for $226.08 from novoglan.com, but a trip to a medical professional might a better first step.
Just as we pulled our fingers from our lugholes the doc was explaining how he used to use an instrument shaped like an inside-out pair of pliers when he was younger, and while we admire a professional, that sounded like a bit of a stretch.