Apparently there are people lucky enough to sit around all day. They don’t have to build or dig or do cable runs or anything. They just sit there in air-conditioned comfort watching live broadcasts of song contests and run a magazine.
And those poor folks have it tough. Their tender little bums get all fat and wobbly and they have to ask staff members to bring them tissues because the Ukraine won Eurovision and it was ‘SO justice!’.
FFS!
For those people there’s the BeyondCushion pressure relief cushion.
The shape supposedly instantly relieves sitting muscles – whatever they are. ‘Sitting muscles’? FFS! – and encourages good posture.
If editors were out pushing barrowloads of concrete at a fast pour they wouldn’t have to worry about ‘sitting muscles’.
The split-arse cushions are available under several brand names from different websites. We couldn’t find one with any kind of medical or therapeutic credibility. All sellers seem to go long on reviews which looked like they’d been written by uni students after hours for a couple of dollars per review.
Try beyondcushion.com and expect to pay about $60. Don’t send any to the Liberal Party. They all lost their seats, so a cushion’s no use to them.